Have you ever noticed that the people who make the most noise tend to have the shabbiest tambourines! Why is that?
Here's my conjecture. The bellows on their tambourines are worn out by the hot air continuously (notice I didn't say "continually") blowing forth almost randomly from their oral cavities!
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The Walter is looking out for YOU! And YOU! And YOU! (As he likes to say "The Spanish word for 'I' is 'yo'. Don't you find it interesting that 'yo' is or are the first two letters in 'you'? It's as though we're all one!")
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